Life and Times of Qom and Drew

Other blog.

2012-01-28T16:49:00.000-08:00

Well, you guys may or may not know this, but I actually have another blog, Music That You May Not Have Known About. If you miss me writing about just stuff, go over there, because I post a lot.

mtymnhka.blogspot.com

Album artwork

2011-06-15T15:26:00.000-07:00

I have been commisioned! My Friend, Nate Shobe, AKA Nate Neurotoxin is in a band by the name of the adultry teens. they are releasing an album soon, and he asked me too do the artwork. The art up there is a rough painting of the cover for one of the singles "Save The Summer." Fun, fun!

Wanna Now What Qom Looks Like?

2011-02-01T09:04:00.001-08:00

now, if you dont know me personally, you probably never have seen what qom, the lizard, actually looks like like when i draw him. well, this is what he would look like if he where in the

olympics. So yeah. Now you now.

newical words!

2009-06-28T17:33:00.000-07:00

-ical.
-ness.
yess(ums)
-cha.
-num.

combine these with any words! for example:
Movienessicalchanessums
trampolinenessumsicalinchanum
montageumsicalnessulchaumicalness
have fun!

my previous favorite vault, next to the Tsuk

2009-06-05T18:07:00.000-07:00

fly!!!!!!

2009-06-05T13:26:00.000-07:00

A video on my channel!!!

youtbe!

2009-04-27T17:55:00.001-07:00

i'm now on youtbe!!!!! visit my youtube site at www.youtube.com/createwithkathy. see you there!!!!!

Life and times of qom and drew creator,

DREW SMITH.

confiscated

2009-04-27T17:12:00.000-07:00

Summer: Drew will you, qom and pippy come with us to the mall?
Drew: no. i am not spending my only vacation day in the week to go spend 100 hours at the mall.
............................................................................................................
Summer: we'd also like to mention that we confiscated your credit card and your wallet.
drew: i''ll start the car.

the intruduction of Jim

2009-01-12T14:48:00.000-08:00

i have now introduced a new character to qom and drew. His name is Jon. enjoy him, love him, syndicate him.

drew: Jim, do you have any common sense?
Jim: i have a few dollars, but no change.
drew: uuuuuuuuuuu...

happy belated doom/shopping day!

2009-01-01T11:31:00.000-08:00

drew: happy new year, buddy.
qom: you too.
drew and qom: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.........
gabby: its after news years shopping time!
summer: yep!
drew and qom: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................................................................................................

the caffine and still.......

2008-12-31T21:13:00.001-08:00

10:30pm december 31, 2008 (soon to be 2009)
drew: well, we have had 14 cups of decaf and other caffine drinks.
qom: and so have i and spencer.
drew: and were still not going to make it past 11:59pm.
qom: well, spencer might.
spencer: (gitter) what (gitter) are (gitter) you (gitter) talking (gitter) about (double gitter)?

happy new year!

happy holidays!

2008-12-25T20:39:00.000-08:00

merry christmas and happy new year!

warmest regards,

qom and drew creator
drew smith

the liqufied

2008-12-22T19:39:00.000-08:00

the new, the improved, the liquified

2008-12-21T18:54:00.000-08:00

the payment of learning

2008-12-20T13:44:00.000-08:00

drew: qom, where are you going?
qom: final exams.
drew: what?
qom: i go to lizard school. we have finals today.
drew: that explaines were all that extra moneys been going, huh?
qom: $10,000 dolars is a lot?

computers against drew

2008-12-14T12:51:00.000-08:00

drew: all right time to do my computer work.
qom: all right.
drew: hit file. save, and whammo! my files are sav---
computer: all memory of usage on this computer is gone.
drew: why does this always happen?
computer: because i dont like you.
......................................
qom: thats awkward.

2008-12-07T19:25:00.000-08:00

drew: jfkdjfkdjfksjkfjalfdjioajfoasfejiawjeifjawliefjliawejfilhffgajerioghiojgoiae!
qom: what the heck did you just say?
drew: akfosomfrmangnertigneig!
qom: a--k ---f---ooooooo............... oh what are you saying?
drew: kjiodfjioahiuasdnfcuSBWrhvn SbewgiuHERWUwheifJW!EFHWEUTJiewhjrfioHW!

DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAt DREW IS SAYING? I SO, GO TO MY OTHER BLOG AT www.drewssportwriting.blogspot.com to find out! look for the post called " the new language".
have fun

black friday voting

2008-12-03T18:27:00.000-08:00

two days are left in voting for the black friday poll and i want to here you vote!
P.S. the choice of yes was actually going to be its such a pain to get my wife a parking spot.

the tricks of running

2008-12-02T20:20:00.000-08:00

drew: why wont you go running qom?
qom: because i dont want to!
spencer: whats going on here?
qom: drew's trying to get me to go running.
spencer: drew, were lizards. were hot blooded.
drew: oh! sorry qom! see you guys later.

5 seconds pass........
qom: thanks for that.
spencer: any time.

bribest runner

2008-11-29T16:36:00.000-08:00

5:05am
drew: i think its safe to say that run was the best run ever!
qom: hmmmmmm.......
drew: and guess who i saw at the track giving autographs?
qom: hmmmmmmmm........
drew: Usain Bolt!
qom: hmmmmmm........
drew: and he's still there!
qom: hmmmmmm........
drew: are you the hardest person to bribe?
qom: i hope you know that I know youve only been gone 5 minutes.

running with Calvin

2008-11-29T13:27:00.000-08:00

5:00am
drew: do you wnt to go run with me at the track?
qom: at 5:00am an 19 degrees out side? no way.
drew: it builds character!
qom: does Hypothermia build charachter?
drew: okay Calvin. dont forgot Hobbes.
qom: see you, sarcastic man.

black friday series is over....

2008-11-29T09:21:00.000-08:00

drew: its all over..
qom: yep....
spencer:EEEEEE.....
drew: spencer still cant talk?
qom: nope...come on buddy

new template!

2008-11-29T07:42:00.000-08:00

i have now changed templates for bith of my blogs! go check it the out the other one at http://drewssportwriting.blogspot.com/!

the tramplers

2008-11-29T07:09:00.000-08:00

10:00pm
drew: were alive!
qom: we were there 16 hours and i wish it had never happened!
drew:well keep in mind the extra an our and a half getting home!
drew: say were's spencer?
qom: oh know.
drew: what?
qom: you know that guy the girls acedentially trampled this morning?
drew: WHHHYYYY?
qom: i think i know who it was....
10 seconds later
drew and qom: SPENCER!!!!!!

to patboy

2008-11-28T19:43:00.000-08:00

sorry patboy about the comments! ive been focusing on other things and kinda forgot about the comments. but thanks for making your 3rd comment!

black friday debt

2008-11-28T19:39:00.000-08:00

spencer: summer, drew, qom and i have been here for 10 hours! cant we go home?
summer: you can take a bus home.
spencer: really? thanks!
summer: just leave the credit cards!
spencer: i think well stay.
summer: thats what i thought youd say

there heads

2008-11-28T19:35:00.000-08:00

drew: okay qom, maybe giving the girls extra time to day wasnt a good idea.
qom: you think so?
drew: well, at least we know were going to be the only people who will be here for the next 16 hours.
summer and gabby: doesnt this look good, isnt it the great deal too! i love today! BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
spencer, drew and qom: oh are heads.

headache friday

2008-11-28T18:35:00.000-08:00

drew: qom! you are not leaving till the girls are finished with there shopping!
qom: a drew? are you feeling okay?
drew: well, i think the girls shoud enjoy it. its a once a time thing that they like, they should get to do it.
summer and gabby: well thank you! you guys are in for a LOOOOONG day!
drew: oh, my head.

aaaaaaaaaa!

2008-11-28T18:29:00.000-08:00

qom: what's with all the screaming?
drew: its black friday!
spencer: and the girls will be awake any moment!
drew: oh, what are we going to do?
qom: you mean what are YOU going to do. i'm heading to Greenland.

black friday

2008-11-28T18:26:00.000-08:00

4:15am
spencer: drew? why are you up so early?
drew: its black friday.
spencer: oh yeah
.................................................................
drew and spencer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

toto!

2008-11-27T12:11:00.000-08:00

drew: dont you like being in kansas?
qom: yep!
drew: toto, were in kansas!
qom: what?
drew: i saw the movie yesterday!

comments! comments! comments! continued!

2008-11-27T08:30:00.000-08:00

hello? i'm getting bored waiting for comments.

comments! comments! comments!

2008-11-26T20:21:00.000-08:00

do you have something to say about life and times of qom and drew? please post your comment till christmas day, and youll get paid (no probably not) (nope)! just post your comments about our lit-t-l-e p-r-o-------------- o-h n-u-t-z, j-u-s-t p-o-s-t y-o-u-r c-o-m-m-e-n-t-s !

ragu incedent continues problems!

2008-11-26T08:04:00.000-08:00

qom is back. but problems continue. we found another worm in the ragu. our house is full of coupons. everywere i go, coupons, coupons, coupons. i can barely get to my computer. well, at least we get to eat pizza every night.
drew: darn ragu! i cant even move my legs!
qom: niether can i!
drew: we have problems!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

continued! maybe...............

no more problems. but.....

2008-11-25T17:50:00.000-08:00

okay, the computer problems are over. but qom quit. oh wait, here he comes. one moment. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. he asked me if he came back if he could get a bigger paycheck.

continued

P-r-o-b-l-e-m-s

2008-11-25T17:21:00.000-08:00

t-e-r-r-i-b-l-y -s-o-r-r-y -a-b-o-u-t t-h-a-t. w-e a-r-e h-a-v-i-n-g p-r-o-b-l-e-m-s. O-u-r c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r i-s slow. oh there w-e g------- o-h d-a-n-g. b-u-t t-h-e b-l-o-g s-t-i-l-l g-o-e-s o-n.

d-r-e-w: q-o-m! s-a-y s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g f-u-n-n-y!
q-o-m: a-a-a-g!-!-! i c-a-n-t t-a-k-e i-t a-n-y-m-o-r-e!

i-s t-h-i-s t-h-e e-n-d o-f q-o-m a-n-d d-r-e-w?

continued

skato

2008-11-24T17:49:00.000-08:00

spencer: where is my helmet?
drew: i dont know.
spencer: i need it because i'm going to the skatepark!
drew: since when do you skate?
spencer: back in Iran when i was born, qom popped some skates on me and i was doing mctwists an stuff since.
drew: that explaines the giant halfpipe in the basement.
spencer: oh yeah, can i go to the next major international skate contest today?

drew

klove promotion

2008-11-23T20:24:00.000-08:00

hello viewers! i have been recenly listinig to a wonderful radio station, and i wanted to share it. 97.3 fm is a christian music station that has really changed my life. it features artist such as Sanctus real, Chris sligh, tobymack, brandon heath and more. visit them at www.klove.com. and also on saturday and sunday, they show the top 20 songs in chritsian music, called 20 the countdown. its on 10:00am on saturday and 8:00pm on sundays. to view this week's list, go to www.2othecountdown.com.

blah blah blah

2008-11-23T20:19:00.001-08:00

qom: singing! Singing!
drew:stop that!
qom: why?
drew: because its anoying.
qom: okay. ....................... TALKING! TALKING!
drew: help me

new blog

2008-11-23T20:16:00.000-08:00

okay, i have a new blog! it has my sports writing in it, and you can reach it at http:/drewssportwriting.blogspot.com. thanks!

the story of "pizza [worm] sauce"

2008-11-22T08:01:00.000-08:00

okay, i recently posted a story about finding a worm in ragu pizza sauce. here is what happened.
one day, we made some pizza and we got out the ragu, and there was a worm floating around the top. then it dissepeared! but we called the company, and of course, we got coupons. i dont recommend using the ragu brand. nothing in that story was true but the worm in the sauce.

Drew Smith

pizza [worm] sauce

2008-11-19T12:35:00.000-08:00

at the grocery store.....
drew: alright, i'm going to buy some pizza sauce.
qom: jusr dont buy the Ragu brand.
drew: why not?
qom: once when i bought it, i found a LIVE WORM in it!
drew: okay i wont buy it.
the next day.........................
drew: hey qom, did you here that the Ragu factorie was shut down resterday because someone mentioned they found a worm in there pizza sauce and mentioned it online?
qom: i wonder who did that?

(once we actually did find a worm in Ragu pizza sauce)
drew smith

nothing

2008-11-09T12:20:00.000-08:00

a poem from my vault:

nothing

I'm caught in nothing. In nothing, anything can by something,
or nothing can be everything. I am the only something in nothing

drew smith
April 23, 2007

election

2008-11-08T18:47:00.000-08:00

hello everybody.
as you know, on november 4th, 2008, Barack Hussein Obama whas elected the 44th president to lead the united states of america. after 8 awful years under the Bush doctrine, Obama will make change to the great country we once knew. on the road to the white house, we had some memorable moment's of senator's and govenor's of the 50 state's of America. one after a nother,
America voted, and the final state's were counted and the road had ended. As you can probably know which candidate i chose on that memorable day, i do bellieve that all candiadtes that did not make it such hillary Clinton and Rudy Guiliani had a wonderfull year putting this election together. I, as an American, congradulate senator MCcain and his effort, and President Obama for becoming the U.S.A.'s first african-american president.

thank you very much,

Drew Smith, life and times of qom and drew

computer qom

2008-11-08T06:12:00.000-08:00

drew: qom, how do you like the computer?

qom: it's so easy! i mean, what else could you wish for?

computer: BEEP! all files deleted.

drew: asprin?

qom: oop's

gymnastics fun

2008-11-08T05:37:00.000-08:00

qom: i love the high bar! look i can swing off! whee! AAAAAAAAAAA!

drew: are you okay qom?

qom: now i know how not to swing off the bar.

sugar fancy

2008-11-07T17:42:00.000-08:00

qom: spencer, that better not be loaded with sugar. you had 50 peices of candy last night.
spencer: it only has 15 grams of sugar.
qom: alright.
(qom walks away)
drew: i noticed that you left out those two other zero's on there.
spencer: maybe i did.

halloween is over

2008-11-07T14:08:00.000-08:00

drew: qom, do you have to keep all the halloween decorations up?

qom: no, it's just fun.

drew: we have found 20 plastic spider, 6 jack-o-lantern's and 97 pieces of candy all over the house! how many more can there be?

qom: go up to your room and look in your closet.

drew: why?

qom: just do it.

30 seconds later......

drew: okay, i'm opening the closet, buut why do you want me...AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

qom: i knew he would find the spider's eventually.

drew: QOM!

magic money

2008-11-07T05:56:00.000-08:00

November 7, 2008

qom: what does your sister want to be when she groes up?
drew: a magiacan.
qom: how do you know?
drew: when ever we go to the mall, she makes my money disappear.

copyright by drew smith